hey_dingus (
radio_gaga) wrote2020-02-26 09:29 pm
[Rowan]
Job interviews suck. Hell, even making it to the job interview at all sucks. Robin sort of can't believe it, but after a morning full of less than stellar job interviews, she actually kind of misses Hawkins in 1985. Scoops had been so easy. Show up, prove she had two working braincells to strike together, and wash her hands and she'd gotten hired.
Today is the culmination of turning in so many job applications into some mysterious internet sorting system, having to take multiple choice behavioral tests (Rate if you agree or disagree: If a customer turns out to be a man you've sworn vengeance on, you will not retaliate while clocked in), only a fraction of them called her for an interview.
An even slimmer number of those interviews felt successful and Robin has a bad feeling she's going to end up back where she started, slinging ice cream in the mall. Thoroughly bruised, she lets herself take a break in the food court, morosely nursing a Not-Quite-Orange-Julius while crossing out completed interviews in her planner.
"Maybe," she says, next to the interviews that felt successful. "Definitely not," she says, frowning at the ones she knows she tanked. "Bummer. Bummer. Bummer."
Today is the culmination of turning in so many job applications into some mysterious internet sorting system, having to take multiple choice behavioral tests (Rate if you agree or disagree: If a customer turns out to be a man you've sworn vengeance on, you will not retaliate while clocked in), only a fraction of them called her for an interview.
An even slimmer number of those interviews felt successful and Robin has a bad feeling she's going to end up back where she started, slinging ice cream in the mall. Thoroughly bruised, she lets herself take a break in the food court, morosely nursing a Not-Quite-Orange-Julius while crossing out completed interviews in her planner.
"Maybe," she says, next to the interviews that felt successful. "Definitely not," she says, frowning at the ones she knows she tanked. "Bummer. Bummer. Bummer."

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He's already wasting it away at night, so why bother with the day?
Part of him balks at the idea of working for Tangerine Julian, but it's a good way to observe the mall and see what everyone's up to. So it's after turning in an application to the kid behind the counter that he turns and sees Robin.
"Hey," he says, approaching. "What's a bummer?"
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Glancing around, Robin points in the direction of a macaron stall and then a store called Create-a-Cub. "I have two more interviews tomorrow and then it's time for a fresh wave of applications." Robin does nothing to hide the lack of thrill in her voice.
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"Shit, that's a lot," he says, clearly marveling at her... dedication? Madness? Something.
"I have, like... three applications out and haven't heard about interviews so far," he admits. "But I'm... I've been lazy. And I don't have much experience in terms of back home and my former boss is gone from Darrow, so my references page is extremely shaky."
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It had been incredibly shitty for her pride. Robin likes to think she's gotten pretty good at the whole internet thing but having things that are real and on paper, that get handed to a real-life person, feels so much more solid.
"The only job I had before this was an ice cream shop. And then the mall turned out to be a Russian front."
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He's about to say something to that effect when he's cut short by confusion.
"I'm sorry, a Russian what? Front of what?"
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"They ever teach you about the Cold War in your future world? Or is that ancient history by then?" Robin asks. It's hard to imagine growing up in a world where there isn't at least the faintest, ever-present threat of mutually-assured destruction hanging in the air but she knows now that it's long over.
"We had these Russian scientists trying to do some nefarious evil shit. So they built this huge mall as a front. It is exactly as weird as it sounds."
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"Why a mall? Why not just--" He cuts himself off with a shake of his head.
"You know what, I'm never going to understand that. I don't understand why they'd be up to nefarious evil shit in the first place."
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On a superficial level, she has to admit it's kind of brilliant. The mall had been busy all the time with people going in and out and always, always pushing their luck on closing time. Who was going to notice a few surly deliverymen or security guards or some other anonymous knucklehead in a jumpsuit? Definitely not her. Robin had never paid the Lynx delivery guy a second thought until her impromptu Russian lesson.
"It turns out I come from a really weird town. Especially weird, even for weird towns."